In yesterday’s edition of Who Be Fibbin’ the subject was crazy things your ex boyfriend or girlfriend has done to you. This was brought upon the whole nude photo scandal involving Rihanna and the possibility that her ex, Chris Brown, was the one that leaked them. On the flip side, we started discussing what the worst things we’ve done to our ex’s are. Clearly when we want to be, we are all very crafty. You can be deliberate (like in the photo above) or very sneaky. Maybe you’ve slept with their best friend or broken a car window, or even worse? Share your stories with everyone! What crazy stuff have you done to your ex, and which are you: deliberate or sneaky?
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When my (now husband of 9 years) dumped me for another girl when we were in high school, I went to his house when he wasn’t there. He lived in his Mom’s garage, and had his own little “apartment” there. I broke his bass guitar in pieces, took all of his clothes and threw them in the back of my el camino, and drove up and down his block as fast as I could while all his stuff spilled out the sides. I went back into his room and took a giant ketchup bottle and poured it all over his bed and walls. His sister told me when he got home he was afraid to go in his room because he saw all the red stuff and had thought I killed an animal in there. Taught him to ever leave me for a skanky ho again. And, like I said, the best part is, he still married me!!!!
Well, I’ve never done anything horrible to any of my ex-boyfriends. However, I dated one guy for all of my senior year, and the summers before and after that year. I decided to break up with him when I went to college for certain reasons I won’t mention here, but he took this very personally, used my best friend against me, harassed me for a good year and a half after that, deleted my online accounts (Myspace, Facebook . . . I had to make all new profiles and find all of my old friends), and insulted my child while I was still pregnant with her this last year. It was ridiculous and he took everything way too far.
After I broke up with my ex I found out he was taking an elaborate vacation with the “guys.” (He didn’t know I knew) So I called and told him I was going away with my girl friends told him we were staying at the same hotel the same week!! He was conviced that I was going to ruin his time and looked for me everywhere.( According to the the friend that told me) I enjoyed hearing all this while at home!!!
The worst thing I did really isn’t that bad…the way I see it…he had it coming! I was dating this guy and he broke up with me out of the blue. No reason…nothing! So of course I still had feelings for him. After a short break apart we started “seeing” each other again. It was totally meaningless really but I’m a silly girl so of course I secretly thought we would eventually get back together. Then I found out he had a new girlfriend while he was seeing me!!! I was livid. He begged me not to say anything to her. So I didn’t. Instead I just posted all over his facebook wall about his inability to perform the night before and how he could make it up tonight…hahahaha! She saw it and dumped him the same day!!!
I was dating a close friend when i heard a rumor that he slept with my sister. So, as every woman would do, i called my sister and called her some quite horrible names , then hung up. I then called my (soon-to-be ex) boyfriend, and invited him to a nice dinner at the olive garden. He agreed, and we decided we would meet at 4:30. He went to the bath room as soon as he got in, and i grabbed his phone. I read his text messages, then ‘Accidently’ dropped his phone in my water. He came back and complained that he couldnt find his phone. I suggested he go look in his car, because he might’ve left it in there. He agreed and went to his car. While he was gone, our waitress came by and asked me if i knew what i wanted to eat, and if i wanted to order for my boyfriend. I told her my order, and i ordered fish for him. When his fish came out, he asked me what i ordered for him. I told him to try it, then i’d tell him (I’ll admit, the fish looked like chicken fried steak, so he had no idea). He tried it and told me it was “the best goddamn thing” he’s ordered here. I told him it was fish when he was about halfway through. I explained to him why i’ve sabotaged our dinner. Turns out, he never slept with my sister…
Whoops! I forgot to mention that he was allergic to fish in my story!