Ryan was walking through the office the other day and overheard someone telling another co-worker that his dog ate his glasses. No really, the dog ate his glasses.
Nicole’s dog Phoebe has chewed up her glasses a bunch of times. Ryan’s friend once found his laptop all chewed up by his dog.
What weird things has your pet chewed up or eaten?


A whole bag of onions….
My turtles…He was a big dog, knocked over the tank and ate them…
My dog was a nightmare when we first got him… a LIST of things he has eaten… and I mean EATEN: an ice pack (he ate all the gel inside), a tv remote, a whole face cloth (and came up whole), batteries, endless blankets, a vibrator!, he ate his way out of his heavy duty dog crate (for like a german shepard), and his biggest “accomplishment” thus far, he destroyed my designer wedding gown (thankfully after the wedding). What kind of dog do I have? A 10 lb puggle… I swear he is an angel now. We wouldnt give up on him!
my dogs have chewed typical things..shoes, toys, wallets, my glasses, my black berry pearl (that was an awful morning I truley LOVED that stupid smart phone), BUT you want WIERD!?! Ok wierd is my female dobbie eats my underwear and the kid’s socks. Not all the time but when she gets upset about things. Christmas eve a few years ago I folded the hugest mass of laundry. I put all my underwear and socks at the bottom of the basket then crammed it full of stacked folded laundry. Couple days later the dog starts getting sick. We cant figure it out. Then she was in the kitchen started retching and I couldnt get to the door to kick her out fast enough and she upchucks a pair of that-time-of-the-month panties. She doesn’t rip them to shreds swollowing them in small pieces but chews on them in her cheek until they twist into a rope like shape and swollows them whole! When she eats my thongs though they go down whole and come out the other end whole!! ….Yes she gets REALLY sick (and yes I have spoken with vets about it, they don’t know either tell me I have strange dog). I don’t know why she does this and she only eats them clean, because apparently I own the only dog that prefers to eat CLEAN panties. There is nothing quite like going out in the yard to do Doody-duty and finding half your underwear twisted up in the poop! Also she doesn’t go around and eat the odd pair here and there. She gets upset and binges on panties will spend a couple days hunting down underwear and eating it, then gets real sick as it passes through her……
All my furniture, coffee table, dining room chairs, sofa table, tv stand name it he’s eaten it. Damn French bulldog
My dog who is a lab/beagle mix, ripped my memory foam mattress topper into HUNDREDS of pieces while my bedding was in the wash!
How appropriate, because just this morning, my dog decided to lock herself in the bathroom and destroy the roll of toilet paper and tampons! She has also eaten my glasses, playstation remotes, cords to things, and BRAS!
My shar-pei mix has eaten a number of weird things: the fluff from inside toys, the cord on my iron, bark chips, carpet and drywall. Won’t touch a fruit or a vegetable if it falls off the counter, but has CONSUMED all of the above items.
My youngest cat likes to eat rubber bands, so we have to keep them very well hidden from him.
My lab eats golf balls
My Lab/ Nova Scotia Duck Dog (Labrador Retriever, need I say anymore) ate rocks from the drive way. Two, to be exact ,one passed and the other ,triangle shaped stone ,was not so easy to pass. (ouch!) The real kicker to this storey is her name is ROXY!!