This Is Why I’m Never Throwing A Party Again!

This Is Why I'm Never Throwing A Party Again!

This past weekend Ryan’s friend threw a Halloween party. Well, that friend is now vowing off throwing parties for good. It seems a couple people had thought it’d be a good idea to start wrestling in the middle of the living room and they broke his glass coffee table to bits.

Stan’s had people throw up in his house, not being able to find the bathroom, and not tell anyone. Nicole had the honor of finding pee all over her bathroom during a party she threw. The Morning Mash Up’s associate producer Alex D once had people right on the walls in permanent marker (thank God for Magic Eraser!).

When have you had something so bad happen that you’ve vowed never to throw a party again?

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7 Replies to This Is Why I’m Never Throwing A Party Again!

  1. Jackie says:

    My high school graduation…one of my friends threw up in my kitchen sink but the drain was closed so the sink backed up! My mother like a champ reached in up to her elbow and pulled the drain! My friend said they were sorry, she told them it was ok b/c he just graduated and all. My othe friend then tells her that he was only a junior!I was mortified! My mother politely excused herself walked over to me and asked me how much I loved her?! I totally had to clean the sink!!

  2. Martha says:

    In high school, I had a party and invited this guy I had a crush on and of course he invited some of his friends. You know how us girls like the bad boys-this guy(and his friends)were total hoodlums. So after they stole a bunch of my CD’s and stuff, they got a can of that cheese in the can and sprayed it everywhere including the outside door knob. So the next morning when my Mom came home, she touched the doorknob and got cheese all over her hand.

  3. Michael says:

    I would never throw a party at my house just because of what I have seen at other peoples houses. It would nt be a good time.

  4. Dean says:

    “Alex D once had people right on the walls in permanent marker”

    should be write with permanent marker XD

  5. Mitch says:

    I go to college in Milwaukee, and at a party this year one of the most ridiculous things ever happened. Someone was drunk enough that at some point in the night, they decided to urinate in our oven. When my roomate decided to cook some dinner the next day, the worst smell you could ever imagine filled our entire apartment: burnt pee. Pee on the toilet seat is a common occurance, but peeing in the oven? Its something I never thought I’d see or smell

  6. Devon says:

    I had a party and two of my friends were play fighting and one of them got thrown right through a wall. If that wasn’t enough, when I passed out they used my garbage can and created a burning barrel and started a fire in my kitchen, burning the drywall from the hole in the wall, linens and anything else they could find. I woke up to the fire alarm!

  7. Nadine says:

    You spelled write wrong, its not right, its write! Spell check!!!! Love you guys!

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