Nicole decided to take one for the team this morning and tell a really embarrasing story about how she tried to be sexy and cute for her man, but had it backfire in a really not so cute way. She was rushing so that she could go to Pilates, decided to hit the bathroom and started undressing so that she could change into her workout clothes. Nicole then decided to take a undressing intermission and ran intot he living room to do a cute sexy dance for her boyfriend. Bad move.
While when Nicole was dancing facing her boyfriend it was very cute and sexy, which might have led to her missing her Pilates class (wink, wink). Unfortunately, she decided to turn around. All of a sudden things became silent. No, it wasn’t because of her severe case of noassatall, it was because she still had a little bit of toilet paper where the sun don’t shine. Her boyfriend had her stop her dance and Nicole had to take the walk of shame to go and get ready for her class.
When have you been in the middle of heating things up, or about to start, some sexy time tales only to have something happen taht totally kills the mood?
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i am nursing so well things tend to squirt and spray someone in the eye when in the heat of the moment……what a big “O” kill that is!
When I was about 7 1/2 months preggers with my son, we were getting our sexy on, my husband pushed on my belly a bit which resulted in about a 3-4 minute long fart. The more i laughed, the more it continued. Needless to say we just opted to watch a movied in bed that night! WE still luagh about it
SHE HAD TOILET PAPER STUCK TO HER BUTT. I was there. It was AWESOME. So hot
Having sex doggie stlye when my husband says wow hunny thats nice , i replied what it was the dog licking his a hole!
HS sexy time gone bad. Sneaking into my gf house for sexy time and went into the family room and her mother was having sexy time with the state trooper tha gave me a ticket 3 hrs before
Having sexy time with my husband while I was 8 months preggers… he ended up getting milk in his mouth and the expression on his face was pure discust. He ran off to the bathroom to spit it out and tried to make himself hack it up!! He was sooooo dramatic about it!! How incredibly rude!! Needles to say… there was no sexy time and we are now divorced!!
Yeah BF sexy time gone bad. We were in the heat of the moment and my mom calls from the nest room over “Can you please be a little quieter?” Needless to say we were embarresed and we ended up watching tv and after the shock was over laughing about it.
One time a gf and i decided to do a little “parkin” we found a back road that was gravel in the country that didn’t seem like it would have much traffic, climbed into the back seat and began “having fun” We are in mid action when i hear a sound that haunts me to this day. The sound of a flashlight on a window. We stop and cover up quickly only to find that the noise has been created by a sheriff’s deputy. I roll down the window and the deputy says this, “#1 you need to find somewhere else to do that, and #2 you better be using protection because she (his niece) better not get knocked up” The deputy was her Uncle. OH CRAP
My hubby and I were on vacation. We were in a cabin in the mountains with no TV, or any luxuries really… First night there, we went to bed early to have sexy time. He is rushing it. I said, “Baby, slow down.” He said, “I can’t.” I asked him, “What? Why?” He jumped off the bed and farted so loud, then sighed! THEN the fan he was standing in front of, blew the smell up to the head of the bed and I was gagging. Needless to say, sexy time was OVER! haha