My Plane Crashed and All I Got Was $5000?

All the passengers from The Miracle On The Hudson just received $5000 as compensation for all their lost luggage and belongings! So Rich and Stan thought that was so nice of the airline but me and Ryan DID NOT agree.  Shouldn’t the airline pony up and give way more money than that, or even a lifetime of free flights?!?  I mean, yes they should be thankful they’re alive,  but what if everybody gets sue happy?  What about all the trauma people suffered?  Do you want people to fly your airline again after that?  Then give them a reason to!  $5000?  What the heck is that?  That’s what you give to a bunch of people who almost died and say sorry? Come on!