What’s The Worst Excuse You’ve Gotten, Or Given, For Cheating?

What's The Worst Excuse You've Gotten, Or Given, For Cheating?

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Recently a story has come out about Boys II Men member, Shawn Stockman, that kind of shocked The Morning Mash Up. Stockman admitted that he has been cheating on his wife for the past nine years (the entire time he’s been married) with another woman. This isn’t the part the shocked Rich, Nicole, Stan and Ryan, although it’s still really sad to hear. The surprising part was his excuse.

He said that his Israelite faith allowed him to have up to seven wives but that he just never informed his wife of his beliefs. What?! That might be one of the lamest excuses ever for cheating. How do you just happen to not tell your spouse/significant other about your religious beliefs if they are important for you? What’s the lamest excuse you’ve ever heard for cheating?

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5 Replies to What’s The Worst Excuse You’ve Gotten, Or Given, For Cheating?

  1. Shannon says:

    My ex husband told me 2 weeks after I’d given birth that he had “needs”. You aren’t supposed to fulfill those needs for at least 6weeks. He seemed to think that was a good excuse, then at our divorce hearing I told him this divorce was good because I had needs.

  2. Codi says:

    I once had a guy tell me that the reason he slept with one of my best friends was because he got caught up in the moment and the fact that we weren’t having sex and weren’t going to also were factors. The douche tried to convince me to try and do some thing I would not do with someone I barely knew anything about and someon I had only been saying for a couple weeks!! But it’s all good now because since this incident he has been thrown in jail for doing dumb stuff and just getting to become more of a douche than anyone ever!

  3. adam says:

    well not me but my friend was cheated on 7 times and the excuse was he wasn’t ready for a commitment…but there engaged…

  4. jess says:

    he said he had voices in his head telling him to do it and he couldnt control those voices and it wasnt the real him thinking at the time???????

  5. Renae says:

    My ex husbands excuse was…”well i was drunk! I didnt know what i was doin. and i felt like shit the whole time til i got it off my chest!” And he felt better when i found out. cause now i know….Hmmmm to me he knew what he was doin. He didnt think of the heart ache it would cause me.. and seems to me he thought of his feelings more then mine…The really sad thing about this is..it just wasnt wit one chick. It was wit two different women…What a DICK..And yes both his excuses were he was drunk..To this day i still think he is a dickhead for hurting me..even if he is the father to my kids..cant keep it in ur pants..then dont get married and commit that vow to one another!!! Its very simple!

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